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Humaning 

Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.
Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”
Humaning by thatcuntbitch January 18, 2018

Humaning 

1) More or less the exact opposite of trolling, humaning involves not being a complete and total asshat in every way imaginable, by doing things like not swearing all the time, being genuinely helpful, or being polite despite having no reason to be.

2) Trolling, but doing it very, very poorly. There is no way that anyone, ever, will be upset in any way by an attempt at humaning. At the very worst, they may find it slightly uncomfortable.
1) John: Did you see that rich kid going to the homeless shelter last night?
Dave: Yeah, turns out he was doing a ridiculous amount of humaning.

2) "That idiot spent about an hour trying to troll me, but he was really just humaning. I almost cried from laughing so hard."
Humaning by Insufferable Prick February 11, 2012

Humaning 

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.
Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.
Humaning by partyofnone March 5, 2021

Humaning 

The actions that only humans normally do in everyday life. Dishes, jobs, eating, wearing clothes, etc.
I'm tired af rn; I've done enough humaning for one day.
Humaning by Softcorecorn19 August 4, 2021

humaning 

the that human is humaning another human

Professional Humaning 

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.