A socially awkward
dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or
xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."
They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese
music that they listen to on their iPods.
They are are typically virgins, and
will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.
Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft
game. He smelled
like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.
I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so
pathetic.