The Flack

The Flack are a band which consist of 4 well hung, Sun kissed lads from the ghetto of Deal in Kent. 2 of their members have the henchest heads in Kent whilst the other two have the henchest arms within their own households providing that they don't have visitors at the time.

guy 1. who was that band with the heads and arms last night?

guy 2. that'll be The Flack.

The Flack by Flackman January 7, 2012

Cop the flack

Where you are prepared to bend over and cop a reaming even if the error or incomplete task is not related to your job or a wrong doing of yourself.

Looks like someone fucked up to make it urgent, I'll cop the flack again for this one!

Cop the flack by Dirk Rictor November 22, 2016

What the frickity frack dittle snap patty wap schoonoozy scap sididififly flack me no mini 

An extremely vulgar slang used to express surprise or anger

Jason derulo: What the frickity frack dittle snap patty wap schoonoozy scap sididififly flack me no mini
His gf tana: I’m so so so sorry baby schnoockie

What the frickity frack dittle snap patty wap schoonoozy scap sididififly flack me no mini by Everyonesdad November 24, 2021

The Flaccid Joey 

The act of being Joey Jabbed by someone with a flaccid penis. The Flaccid Joey is much more versitle in delivering the Joey Jab whether it is intentional or unintentional.

While at work, Wanda stopped by the break room and bent over to pick up a quarter that someone had dropped. Roger saw this as an opportunity to give her The Flaccid Joey and briskly walked past her.

The Flaccid Joey by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013

The Flaccid Patriot 

When the passenger of a moving vehicle rolls down the window and pulls his/her flaccid penis out letting it flap in the wind. This is accompanied with a salute to signify your patriotism and appreciation for freedom.

Steve was riding along on the Interstate when a Ted Nugent song came on. At this point he decided it was only appropriate to bust out The Flaccid Patriot.

The Flaccid Patriot by Isaac Mumdix November 7, 2014

Shat the Fack Ap 

Saying "Shut the Fuck Up" with a Boston accent

Hey bitch, you better Shat the Fack Ap or I'll pimp slamp you hoe.

Shat the Fack Ap by Sharmooot January 7, 2010

the flacker of the shape 

maybe the throbbing of the vulva, sometimes also the flicker of the quim.

came across these phrases in an old sexology book by one dr. gambers, a book published in the forties

these are probably dialectal phrases

has anyone heard these phrases?

Example:
he said he actually felt the flicker of the quim and the flacker of the shape when he fucked her!

shakespeare describes something akin to it in romeo and juliet.

"I conjure thee by Rosaline’s bright eyes,
By her high forehead, and her scarlet lip,
By her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh,
And the demesnes that there adjacent lie"

the flacker of the shape by max brand July 15, 2007