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UGLY NOSE clampitt
clampitt by anoymsjsj January 19, 2009

Clampitt Story 

A story in which is usually short and completely pointless. A story that has no relevance to any subject already mentioned in current conversation. These short lived comments are usually followed by a quick and short goat like laugh.
Chris Clampitt told another clampitt story when he mentioned the shocks not working well when the current topic was new movies.

(current topic is water parks)
Me -The lazy river is my favorite.
Chris - Yeah I did doughnuts in my truck all winter long hehehe
Clampitt Story by Nate Brott December 27, 2011

that’s SO Clampett 

A phrase used to disparage something, usually something very déclassé that someone wears or the manner in which a person has decorated their home, taken from the popular sixties’ TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies” which featured the endlessly low-brow nouveau riche hicks, the Clampett family.
Oh my, that’s SO Clampett; look at this horrifyingly backward, bumpkin decor!

clampetty 

Adjective.

Used to describe a person who is excessively backwoods.

Synonyms would be hillbilly, country bumpkin, hobo, etc
"Hell no you can't park your pick up truck on our front lawn! We are not going to be the clampetty house on this block!"
clampetty by Bluebell777 May 20, 2016
A hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.
Clampit by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004
An idiot. Someone who slithers around life on a daily basis without having a clue!
That fella Ian thinks he's smart but the truth is he's nothing but a Clampit
Clampit by Cathal1982 June 6, 2018