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White Man's Greed 

Used in the context of playing video games with others. Can refer to individuals of non-Caucasian origin

Criteria A:
1) Player 1 is clearly going to die with no chance of survival
2) Player 2, in an attempt to show off or BM, goes after Player 1 for an unnecessary finishing move
3) Player 2 FAILS the finishing move and is harmed/killed in the process, losing their advantage due to greed

Criteria B:
1) Player 1 and Player 2 have similar goals
2) Player 2 attempts to sabotage teammate Player 1 by trying to prevent them from getting the goal
3) Player 1 survives and is not harmed at all
4) Player 2 is the one put at a disadvantage due to his attempt
Example A:
"Damn! Why did I have to chase after you? I could have used that extra life for later!"

"It's the White Man's Greed."

Example B:
"What the hell? No fair! How did you not get hit by that?"

"Hah! Those Fire Flowers are mine now, jerk! Don't succumb to the White Man's Greed next time!"
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Greed Simmons 

A nickname for the most rudest, greediest, cheesiest, most arrogant cock in the music business, the one and only you wanted the Greediest, while you got the Greediest, the biggest douche bag in the world; GENE SIMMONS
I use to think KISS was cool; that was until Greed Simmons started marketing the KISS name and logo with just about everything under the Sun; I am surprised there isn't a KISS Hemorrhoid Cream on the market.
Greed Simmons by Kazzy Mayhem July 15, 2007

greed scamera 

Originating from speed camera, commonly used by car magazine max power to explain the REAL reason the pigs have these annoying devices all over the place. Used to make money to buy more donuts.
I got flashed by a greed scamera on way home, thats £60 down the shitter.
greed scamera by Da Biatch March 13, 2005

green's theorem 

A theory in multivariable calculus which connects line integrals with double integrals.
She used green's theorem to solve her calculus problem.
green's theorem by mvcalc July 10, 2019

Gree's name

Used when in shock or surprise. For people who don't like to say god's name in vain.
"Gree's name! You scared me."
Gree's name by webly December 5, 2018

LTN’S green suit 

Person 1: LTN’s green suit is a dickhead
Person 2: yes