stealth bus 

A bus that is not being tracked by a GPS-based bus information system (such as NextBus). This is generally because the driver failed to log the bus into the system.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.

It says 57 minutes until the next 7 bus, but the headway on this line is 40 minutes. I bet there's a stealth bus coming in 17 minutes!

stealth bus by Urban_observer December 23, 2011

Stealth Bush 

(N)A large amount of marijuana cut to look like a bush, from a distance this will look like an ordinary bush or garden hedge. Stealth bush is usually grown outside(usually in easy view for pedestrians) and in large amounts.

Johnny: "hey Tom i need some weed, will 40$ cover me?"

Tom: "sure let me get some buds for you off my Stealth Bush."

Stealth Bush by shanaynay314 April 17, 2010

Stealthbumming

The act of capturing on camera a person pretending to bum or "shadow bumming" an unaware person.

If you successfully pull off a stealthbum you are awarded one credit.

If the unaware person becomes aware the stealthbum will become null and void and not count in the scoring.

"Duncan take a picture of me while I stealthbum this old lady while she picks up her bags of groceries.."

"Ok Simon, let me get my camera-phone out..."

<Simon stands prone over the old lady adopting the bumming position as the old lady bends over>

Duncan takes the picture:

<click>

Much laughter and hilarity ensues and later they recount stories of the stealthbumming that was achieved that day.

Stealthbumming by Palmdogger October 7, 2011

Stealthus Nobus 

The process during which a certain part of the male anatomy falls out of certain parts of clothing and onto your face

Dan didn’t you perform a Stealthus Nobus on stealth?

Stealthus Nobus by dan stealth lol December 15, 2008