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pleaser weasel 

A person who will glibly and readily agree to do whatever they're asked without any intention of following through. Pleaser weasels will wait until the last minute to come up with a lame excuse or make it so inconvenient for you to hold them to their promise that you tell them to forget it.
Paul is such a pleaser weasel. He agreed to meet me for dinner three different times this week and always stood me up at the last minute with one poor excuse after another.
pleaser weasel by lbsutter September 10, 2016

People's pleaser 

Someone who's always nice, helpful and a basic moral support for just about anyone. Suppresses his (or her) own needs in order to please or satisfy (the needs of) others. The people's pleaser won't bother you with his or her own needs and problems, as this person is too keen on helping out others.

Great danger of being used (in the negative way)!!

In fact this is what girls should look for in a guy when looking for proper/stable "relationship material" (I guess), however, in some way this hardly ever results in a woman being either physically or sexually attracted. A people's pleaser is more likely to be put in the friends zone straight away, without even being considered dating material. Obviously this also works the other way around, where the girl is in the pleaser's role. But, as a fact, guys won't put the "pleaser" girls in a confined area called the friends zone as easily as girls would.

Closely related to being a nice guy, and unfortunately is as probable to lead to one-sided relationships. Where all the empathy and consideration comes merely from the people's pleaser, and for the good of the other person.
"Harry is suchs a nice guy, he's just a people's pleaser."

"Thanks for helping me out again, Mary, as always, you are too kind!"

After dating a girl for a while, she might tell you that:
"You're too good for me, you're such a people's pleaser. I see you as a friend/brother, rather than someone I'm physically or sexually attracted to."
People's pleaser by Modyg December 23, 2011

geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.
Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.
geezer pleaser by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006

Pussy Pleaser 

Pussy Pleaser: A male who disregards all friends and family and sets aside his entire life in order to please his female.
I haven't talked to my buddy in 5 months, he's being a real big pussy pleaser since he met his new girl friend.
Pussy Pleaser by Will Clouse March 30, 2011

hot caesar pleaser 

After receiving head, a man finishes across the forehead of his lady friend. This will give the lucky lady the appearance of a Greek grass crown.
Barbara felt dignified and regal after receving her first Hot Caesar Pleaser.

crowd pleaser 

A person that has sexual relations with many different people.
Ifty: Man, that girl hops on every guy she meets.

Evan: Damn, what a crowd pleaser.
crowd pleaser by randyn January 17, 2008