Ding Dong Where's the Bong

A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.

He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"

Ding Dong Where's the Bong by pseudonymous bosh March 12, 2015

Dicky's ding dong 

Name given to the unsightly looking 'landmark' placed in Western Australian city, Perth. It is a large glass belltower placed on adjacent the Swan river which runs through the city. The tower presumably cost a large amount of funding to build and is appreciated by no-one, the 'Dicky' in the phrase refers to much hated Australian prime minister John Howard; an evil little man, see 'John Howard'

"Alright then mate I'll meet you in the city next Dicky's ding dong"

Dicky's ding dong by Poo March 7, 2005

ding dong squats 

When a woman is riding a guy then puts her feet flat down going up and down his dick

Babe come do those ding dong squats on me!

ding dong squats by ashane March 17, 2019

Ding Dong Shlong 

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

Ding Dong Shlong by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

ding dong song 

A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.

Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.

ding dong song by çmébort November 17, 2013

ding-dong shit 

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.

I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.

ding-dong shit by joeseph:D August 28, 2010

ding dong scrumpins 

Fuckin'

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins

ding dong scrumpins by moobler March 19, 2021