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I need a glass of milsh.

Hai, are you teh milshman?
milsh by Milshman April 4, 2008
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Means "milk" in German. It has no meaning, but it's used with other derogatory terms to express negativity, such as greez or fuck
Guy 1: I tried to use the notes you gave me but i got caught
Guy 2: Milshed
Milsh by Frigmund Suede September 16, 2016
Mother I'd Like to Shit, just like MILF except not.
acceptable in any social situations.
Bob: MILSH!!
Dave: LMFAO! pork pies!
Bob: in a tube?
Milsh by Whim May 4, 2010
That Joke was so funny that I MILSH-ed.
MILSH by the milsher November 6, 2010

Millhouse Parents 

When a romantically-linked couple could easily pass for brother and sister.

An individual who chooses to date someone who shares their physical characters is worthy of ridicule as they are presumably guilty of narcissism (at best) or incest (at worst).

Can work as well for homosexual couples who bear a familial resemblance, prompting assumptions that they are brother and brother, or sister and sister.

Origin: From the Simpsons, Bart's long-suffering sidekick Millhouse Van Houten has similar blue hair, thick eye brows, and large glasses as both his mother and father. Additionally, it is possible given Millhouse's poor judgement that his parents do in fact share the same genealogy.

From "The Simpsons: Season 22, episode 3 entitled: MoneyBart (2010)
Bart has provoked his noted-feminist sister Lisa with dismissive terms such as "Honey Pie" and "Tootsie Pop". Prompting Nelson to interject with the following:

Nelson Muntz: Hey, get a room, you two.
Lisa Simpson: We're brother and sister.
Milhouse Van Houten: So are my parents ... I think.
Concerned friend #1: Do you think Matt's girlfriend kind of looks the same as him? I mean, they're the same height, same hair color, they even laugh at the same jokes...

Concerned friend #2: Oh yeah! Total Millhouse Parents.
Millhouse Parents by Piperdad June 23, 2012
A whitish brown fungal substance similar to mildew. Milshit forms after water containing shit particles spills onto a surface and is not cleaned. Milshit takes 2-3 days to form and will usually result in a ruined carpet/wood floor. Most insurance companies do not cover milshit damage.
Person 1: Hey, did you happen to shit in the air conditioner this morning?
Person 2: Yes I did!
Person 1: Well it dripped down into the living room and onto the floor. You should clean it up before it milshits.
Milshit by the_afterman April 30, 2013