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keystone nacho 

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.
Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!
keystone nacho by Glamrockster December 11, 2016

Taco Bell Piss Nachos

The sequel to buger king foot lettuce where the youtube channel “top 15s” talks about a Taco bell employee who pissed on nachos.

#14
*gay voice* “Number 14 Taco Bell piss nachos...”

nacho cheese doritos

the best tasting chips in the world if you don't think so you shouldn't be alive

Cold Nachos 

Nachos for the laziest of the lazy.

Preparation Instructions:
-Get a bag of shredded cheese

-Get a bag of Tostitos

-Sprinkle shredded cheese on a Tostito and shove into your mouth

They’re nachos but with no plate, no microwave, and no dignity.
My bed is full of cheese and chip crumbs from all the cold nachos I’ve been eating.
Cold Nachos by coldnachoqueen April 3, 2019

Crotch Nachos 

When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.
"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"

"Yup, crotch nachos."
Crotch Nachos by pervs4eva January 31, 2010

Nacho Puncher 

An old boxer who is past his prime who refuses to retire no matter how many times he gets his ass kicked. Aka Rocky
I went to the fight last night and saw a Nacho Puncher. It got ugly.
Nacho Puncher by bearsnake September 11, 2013