When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Bitch! Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizer, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic,
mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird
uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
When you get
the worst sex of
your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
When asked
what are you doing today. Will respond with im doing a Colburn.
