jankie 

adj. 1. underhanded; insidious; shady 2. poor-quality; badly-made 3. sub-par; below standards or expectations

Originated out of epiphanous thin air among a group of suburban highschool dopehead intellectuals in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.

"Dude, you ditched me last night to go play disc-golf--that is so jankie."

"That banana bread your grandma made is jankie as hell--does she have Alzheimer's or something?"

jankie by Johnny D. Reglos October 27, 2004

jankie 

Used to describe someone's character or behavior in a derogatory manner. Also to describe something that is bad or messed up.

"Man, can you believe he pulled that shit, he is one jankie-ass mother-fucker"

"Dude, they sold you some jankie shit this time"

jankie by Dan Oglesby April 7, 2004

jankie 

When something messed up, wrong, stupid (can refer to someone or something)

That shit is jankie
Stop bein jankie steve

jankie by K March 25, 2004

jankie 

a person, place or thing is so getto that you cant get over it that you must describe it as jankie

1)the stores in this town are so undecrible the are jankie

2)white people that try to act black are jankie

jankie by rawr09 September 30, 2009

jankie 

The act of sticking your fingers in a clothed man's butthole for their punishment for an unjust act. It can also be for the enjoyment of the other's pain.

"Wow, James is so fat."

"Ya let's jankie him for fun"

jankie by Jeff Dunturkey August 18, 2011

jankie 

crooked person, lame person, how eva you wanna use it

jankie ass n***as.

jankie by Carlos Newson a.k.a. Celow (Mississippi) June 28, 2003

Jankie 

someone is weird or looks funny.

that fella is "jankie"

Jankie by Conner Drews February 5, 2009