(5 mins into the programme)
Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be right back after this....
(commercial break)
(5 minutes after commercial break)
Stick around, we'll be right back!
(commercial break)
...and repeat this sequence til the end of the show.
"GARREN;" I'll be right back! is when Garren Benfield's father shouts his name and the beats his mic up with a bat or some shit, then fucking leaves for 5 million years and finally comes back onto xbox chat 1 eternity later.
"GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Oh god, it arrives. *nuclear explosion* "I'll be right back!"............. "Ok I'm back." "GARREN; I'll be right back!"