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Tiuchism 

Tiuchism

A religion from the Highland region of Scotland.
The rules of this religion include-
You must be able to speak Scottish Gaelic.
You may only watch BBC Alba.
You may only listen to Radio nan Gàidheal and Cuilinn FM on the Radio.
You have to own a croft and have sheep.
You may only where wellies.
You can only listen to Manran, Peat and Diesel, Skippinish, Runrig and any other band that has sung a Gaelic song.
You must play the Clarsach, Fiddle, Accordion or Pipes.
You must look down on English people.
You must eat porridge in the morning.
You must worship the saint of Gaelic, Arthur Cormack
"Tiuchism, Och aye"
Tiuchism by The_Teuchdar_Institution September 11, 2019
Related Words

Tuchis-Lingus 

Meaning to "Lick the Butthole." A funny line made famous off of Sex and the City.
Example:
Miranda: "Yea, it was good. Except he kinda... licked my butt!"

Samantha: "Be specific, you mean the cheeks or..."

Miranda: "It was more localized than that."

Carrie: "Wait a minute, are we talking Tuchis-Lingus?!!!"

Miranda: "I'm afraid so... And I thought it was weird. It's weird right? Are we doing this now?!"

Samatha: "Well, if the guy's willing, why not?"

Miranda: "Anyone other than Samantha?!"”
ass booty hiney backdoor pooper shitter 2nd puss


ass in JeWiSh
AH! You stuck your finger in my tuchis!
tuchis by rOast b33f June 5, 2005

tinchisucker 

A tinchisucker is a sucker of tiny chicken phalluses.

Joey Combs is the only known occurrence of this (tinchisucker), although there are reports pouring in that may involve other, subsequent douchebags.
Joey Combs sucks tiny chicken phalluses, he's totally a tinchisucker.
tinchisucker by Wdjat November 8, 2008