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sitting on a bottle

when someone is doing a task so bad then he is sitting on a bottle
This guys aim is so whack he’s sitting on a bottle

hard-on in a bottle

Slang nickname for the sports celebrity hyped but entirely ineffective mail-order supplements that purport to give you muscles and a big black boner no matter what your ethnicity.
I don’t give a rat’s ass if it is a full-blown goddamn placebo, I just wanna get my own hard-on in a bottle and try it out for myself!
hard-on in a bottle by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget 

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.
R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

sit on a wine bottle 

When you're annoyed at someone, and you want them to shove the neck of a wine bottle up their butt so they feel pain and misery
"Go sit on a wine bottle, Mary"

Screen Door On A Battleship 

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork