Quapp 

Epitome of evil, stupidity, and unfairness.

1: Grace fired me for something I didn't do! She's such a quapp!

2: All this quapp does is sit in her desk drinking diet coke...

Quapp by The TBS intrest. September 12, 2011

quamputer 

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')

Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.

quamputer by wordhatch May 22, 2022

Quampsack 

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.

Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.

Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

quppeq 

is a guy who shows you gachi.

oh no! it's quppeq! get in the car!

quppeq by opttml June 8, 2021

Quippage 

A word used to describe cutting insults or jibes of great wit which few people could pull off regularly.

If someone is said to deliver good quippage, they are known for their excellent conversational skills and uncanny ability to bring rude jackasses down to size with just a few well-timed lines.

Coined by comic superhero Spider-Man in the recent "The Spectacular Spider-Man" comics, known for it's genre-savvy dialogue.

Dr. Octopus: Do you ever shut up?!

Spider-Man: Sorry, no. My fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every battle.

Quippage by zackpliskin November 10, 2009

Quap Bag 

A bag you store your quap in.

Yo you need to put your quap in a quap bag, that shit stank.

Quap Bag by mj76 January 21, 2011

quipportunity

A quipportunity is the fleeting moment when a clever response is both timely, and funny.

Etymology: The word is an amalgam of 'quip' and 'opportunity' capitalizing on 1) the shared 'p' and 2) the fact that the 'portunity' portion of the word opportunity carries all of the meaning even without the displaced prefix.

I recently had a missed quipportunity when I told my sister that we saw the 2012 "Spider-Man" movie, and she asked how it was. I said it was "awesome," but the missed quipportunity was to reply, "Amazing" (since the name of the movie is "The Amazing Spider-Man").

quipportunity by Neologian-PJG July 12, 2012