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Brownsmead 

A name, person that is very white and doesn't tan very easily. Can make up phrases on the spot like 'Scoop Digger' and 'Spoon Pieper'. Most Brownsmeads would have a load of freckles and look like goats. Most Brownsmeads can pull beautiful foreign girls but turn them down because there utter africans. Overall the typical Brownsmead terrorises Joe The Dogs all day and harasses anyone they can. Most have a first name of Jack!
Person 1: Hey look there's a goat!
Person 2: No way, thats a Brownsmead!
Person 2: Woaah, there's not many of them in the world.
Brownsmead by Joe The Dog September 6, 2011

Brownsed 

(v) - having displayed incredible, unforeseen ineptitude and incompetence on par with that of the Cleveland Browns. See Brownsing.
Crap. These dumb high-school aged McDonald's employees Brownsed up my order again.
Brownsed by OfThisGeneration December 6, 2016
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A derogatory slur for someone of a south eastern origin or someone brown in skin tone
Or just a paki
‘That brownhead munches on curry all day
Brownhead by Brownhead November 28, 2018

brownspeak 

A language consisting of English, spoken with an Indian accent that so extremely heavy, it doesn't even sound like English. The idea comes from Newspeak, a term used in George Orwell's book 1984 (new + speak = newspeak = new version of English language) So, brown + speak = brownspeak = brown version of English language.
#1:

Boy: How much is the samosa?
Brown cashier: FOL THATTY PA.
Boy: WHAT? I can't understand this....
Girl: Hold on.... how much is it again?
Brown cashier: (in a heavy accent) FOUR THIRTY FIVE.
Girl: (to boy) it's $4.35
Boy: Don't blame me.... I don't understand Brownspeak.

#2:
Brown student: WHAT YAAR DOEYUNG?
Brown teacher: no, no dear, it's "What ARE you DOING?" no one in America will understand brownspeak, okay?
Brown student: Woh-kay! *brown teacher rolls eyes*
brownspeak by currypowder1990 February 13, 2010
A fun loving yet annoying brunette who likes to pinch.
Dude, I was at the beach yesterday and figured the greenheads would be out but man those brownheads were way worse.....
Brownhead by slothajm September 22, 2006
Another name for a heroin user
Oh man James is such a brownhead
brownhead by Hypetrack April 20, 2008
After anal sex, when the head of the penis is brown from being covered in feces.
I had such a brownhead after fucking Emily's ass!
brownhead by Omniverse April 27, 2006