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Brownsmead 

A name, person that is very white and doesn't tan very easily. Can make up phrases on the spot like 'Scoop Digger' and 'Spoon Pieper'. Most Brownsmeads would have a load of freckles and look like goats. Most Brownsmeads can pull beautiful foreign girls but turn them down because there utter africans. Overall the typical Brownsmead terrorises Joe The Dogs all day and harasses anyone they can. Most have a first name of Jack!
Person 1: Hey look there's a goat!
Person 2: No way, thats a Brownsmead!
Person 2: Woaah, there's not many of them in the world.
Brownsmead by Joe The Dog September 6, 2011

Brownsed 

(v) - having displayed incredible, unforeseen ineptitude and incompetence on par with that of the Cleveland Browns. See Brownsing.
Crap. These dumb high-school aged McDonald's employees Brownsed up my order again.
Brownsed by OfThisGeneration December 6, 2016
A derogatory slur for someone of a south eastern origin or someone brown in skin tone
Or just a paki
‘That brownhead munches on curry all day
Brownhead by Brownhead November 28, 2018

brownspeak 

A language consisting of English, spoken with an Indian accent that so extremely heavy, it doesn't even sound like English. The idea comes from Newspeak, a term used in George Orwell's book 1984 (new + speak = newspeak = new version of English language) So, brown + speak = brownspeak = brown version of English language.
#1:

Boy: How much is the samosa?
Brown cashier: FOL THATTY PA.
Boy: WHAT? I can't understand this....
Girl: Hold on.... how much is it again?
Brown cashier: (in a heavy accent) FOUR THIRTY FIVE.
Girl: (to boy) it's $4.35
Boy: Don't blame me.... I don't understand Brownspeak.

#2:
Brown student: WHAT YAAR DOEYUNG?
Brown teacher: no, no dear, it's "What ARE you DOING?" no one in America will understand brownspeak, okay?
Brown student: Woh-kay! *brown teacher rolls eyes*
brownspeak by currypowder1990 February 13, 2010
A fun loving yet annoying brunette who likes to pinch.
Dude, I was at the beach yesterday and figured the greenheads would be out but man those brownheads were way worse.....
Brownhead by slothajm September 22, 2006
Another name for a heroin user
Oh man James is such a brownhead
brownhead by Hypetrack April 20, 2008
After anal sex, when the head of the penis is brown from being covered in feces.
I had such a brownhead after fucking Emily's ass!
brownhead by Omniverse April 27, 2006
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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