Brownsmead

A name, person that is very white and doesn't tan very easily. Can make up phrases on the spot like 'Scoop Digger' and 'Spoon Pieper'. Most Brownsmeads would have a load of freckles and look like goats. Most Brownsmeads can pull beautiful foreign girls but turn them down because there utter africans. Overall the typical Brownsmead terrorises Joe The Dogs all day and harasses anyone they can. Most have a first name of Jack!

Person 1: Hey look there's a goat!
Person 2: No way, thats a Brownsmead!
Person 2: Woaah, there's not many of them in the world.

by Joe The Dog September 6, 2011

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Brownsed

(v) - having displayed incredible, unforeseen ineptitude and incompetence on par with that of the Cleveland Browns. See Brownsing.

Crap. These dumb high-school aged McDonald's employees Brownsed up my order again.

by OfThisGeneration December 6, 2016

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Brownhead

A derogatory slur for someone of a south eastern origin or someone brown in skin tone
Or just a paki

‘That brownhead munches on curry all day’

by Brownhead November 28, 2018

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brownspeak

A language consisting of English, spoken with an Indian accent that so extremely heavy, it doesn't even sound like English. The idea comes from Newspeak, a term used in George Orwell's book 1984 (new + speak = newspeak = new version of English language) So, brown + speak = brownspeak = brown version of English language.

#1:

Boy: How much is the samosa?
Brown cashier: FOL THATTY PA.
Boy: WHAT? I can't understand this....
Girl: Hold on.... how much is it again?
Brown cashier: (in a heavy accent) FOUR THIRTY FIVE.
Girl: (to boy) it's $4.35
Boy: Don't blame me.... I don't understand Brownspeak.

#2:
Brown student: WHAT YAAR DOEYUNG?
Brown teacher: no, no dear, it's "What ARE you DOING?" no one in America will understand brownspeak, okay?
Brown student: Woh-kay! *brown teacher rolls eyes*

by currypowder1990 February 13, 2010

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