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on the cob

Cool, good looking, overall a fun person to be around.

Fresh
Girl 1: He's hot!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he's on the cob
on the cob by chickpeaprincess September 16, 2017

eating my corn on the cob 

A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.

cold on the cob 

British for an ice pop or popsicle, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.
Marjorie dear, fetch me a cold on the cob from the freezer.
cold on the cob by Ironslide July 8, 2010

Unicorn On The Cob 

When corn on the cob is eaten with sauce (typically BBQ) that's mixed with crushed up ecstasy tablets, it's known as eating Unicorn On The Cob due to the hallucinations etc that follow, like magic.
"Garry?! Why are you kissing my dog?"
"He ate Unicorn On The Cob..."
Unicorn On The Cob by C L G September 6, 2017

Kansas Corn on the Cob 

Kansas Corn on the Cob is where you put one finger in her butthole, the other finger in her bellybutton and proceed to eat her out from the side, left to right as if you were enjoying some delicious cobbed corn.
Kansas Corn on the Cob

“Hey Zach, I heard you totally Corn on the

Cobbed her, Kansas style!”

“Yup, one in her pooper, one in the innie and went to town.”

‘Step-bro what are you doing?’

‘Simmer down, I’m just trying to put one finger in your bellybutton another in your poopercooter and eat you out like 4th of July…Kansas Corn-on-the Cob is so hot right now.’

twat on the cob 

someone who is being an utter dick
frowned upon by society
You seen that connor jennett?

Yeh, complete twat on the cob
twat on the cob by hazzaThatsLol December 2, 2009