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Hervules 

Hervules is a STD. You can catch Hervules while doing any sexual act (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.).

Hervules is a treatable but deadly STD.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Orgasmic periods, Violent shoulder slinging, Organ leakage from naval, extreme hair growth on arse (grows back right away after shaving or waxing), and noticable shrinkage and growth of breasts and balls.

Hervules can be cured by taking an ointment, which you must eat, that taste like everything that makes you cry. It's opposite tast would most likely cure cancer.
"Dude, wanna come to Jen's tonight?" "No fucking way, dude. That bitch gave me hervules."
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Hercules Mulligan 

Somebody who's up in it, lovin' it, and they heard your mother say "Come Again"
Brah. Brah. I am Hercules Mulligan.

Hercules Mulligan 

The dude who fucked your all your horses and daughters just because. He gets drunk just because and screams in your fucking face just because.

Also gay as fuck for Laffayette
Daaammmn, Hercules Mulligan, you fucked my daughter and my horse.

Hercules Mulligan 

1. A really loud and unexpected sound, usually in a middle of a song
2. A spy on the inside
3. Tailors apprentice
4. Fuckboy
5. A person who doesn't need introduction
6. Gets the f**k back up
"Whoa that sure was a Hercules Mulligan!"
"I hired a Hercules Mulligan to spy on my enemies."
"I'm sewing pants, I'm actually a Hercules Mulligan
"He sure looks like a Hercules Mulligan"
Hercules Mulligan by LunKa March 2, 2017

Hercules Condoms 

Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.

Hercules Beetle 

An absolutely ALL POWERFUL beetle that has crab like pincers has a head.

It's said that Hercules Beetle the Inkt Bug came down from heaven to bless this
race of beetle with coolness beyond comprehension.
Dude the hercules beetles are fighting holy shit dude.

Hercules mulligan 

A Taylor spying on the British government who takes they’re measurements, information and then smuggles it.
How did we know that this plan would work? We had a spy on the inside. That's right Hercules Mulligan!