vertizontal 

a combination vertical and horizontal... in other words, a cooler way to say diagonal

When skateboarding, one should go down a vertizontal ramp, otherwise you'll either fall or stay in the same position.

vertizontal by The Walking Dictionary December 7, 2006

Vertizontal 

A simple portmanteau of Vertical, and Horizontal. Another word for diagonal.

Probably first coined by Archie Bunker. The Quote is below.

Archie Bunker; All in the family "Editt, the Vertizontal hold is on the fritz again!"

Vertizontal by JATO457 July 28, 2011

vertozontal

A line which is both vertical and horizontal, disregarding the obvious brainfuck that is this contradiction. Note that this is explicitly NOT A FUCKING DIAGONAL LINE.

Guy 1: I'm really drunk right now. Is that the sun coming up over the horizon?
Guy2: No man, it's coming up over the vertical.. line thing
Guy1: Let's compromise; it's coming up over the diagonal!
Guy2: No you motherfucker, that is stupid. it's obviously coming up over the vertozontal line, or a vertozontorizon, if you will.

vertozontal by Zearro June 6, 2015

verizontal 

Of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.

Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.

Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.

verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

verizontally 

The state between horizontal and vertically

This person has invented a whole new fucked up way to take a video. Verizontally. - TheTwatWaffle on imgur
when talking about the Port Neches Texas Chemical Plant explosion when someone was filming the event verizontally from the inside of a car

verizontally by kkloe November 29, 2019

doing the verizontal 

Phone sex

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.

doing the verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013