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Kirstie Alley Syndrome 

Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.

The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!

When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.

When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.

To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!

To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”

"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"

Kirstine 

Person 1: What are you watching Kirstine?
Kirstine: Anime
Person 1: BITCH WTF
Kirstine by cannibalbaby October 26, 2020

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver 

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

kirstine 

a bitch who likes to blame others for her mistakes and a fucking BITCH. Thin AF and toxic af. A hoe who likes to beg for attention, she also victimise herself and blame it all on other peopke
boi : wanna hear a fact
gorl : yea?
boi : kirstine is a MOTHERFUCKINGBITCH so keep out and be careful
kirstine by hakdokkk April 27, 2019

Kirstine 

Kirstine is the best person in the world. She’s the perfect human to have in your life and she will always be there no matter what. She usually have brown hair and brown eyes
“Why are you so happy?” Me: “because I have Kirstine”
Kirstine by juliancasablancaslover November 21, 2021

Kirstine 

Kirstine is slang for a female dwarf, mostly used in bar fights and etc,
Person 1: Hey look its a kirstine
Person 2: Clara your such a kirstine
Kirstine by LemonsSuck April 20, 2022