la crotch 

A citrus based soda that can be mixed with vodka.

Hey Susan, make me another La crotch and vodka, I want to get crunk!

la crotch by bitchtits 101 July 8, 2011

creme de la crotch 

a woman's vagina with a serious case of yeast infection.

I ate out Cindy's pussy last night and got a taste of that sweet creme de la crotch

creme de la crotch by muck&bean December 1, 2009