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Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits worst nightmare

This is house

Donation: jump in the Cadillac
Tommy: jump out the Cadillac and jump off a bridge
A little 4 year old shit head, he's a little fuck twat tantrum maker who always gets his way because of his SPINELESS parents let his bald ass do whatever he wants, fuck that show, fuck cailou and fuck his SPINELESS parents!
Mom and dad "I don't care what you do just read or some shit"

Cailou "FUCK YOU ALL"
Cailou by DADDYS CHILD IS ALIVE September 14, 2018

Cadillac Draw 

The maximum canteen draw allowed per month in prison.
Ex. 1

Prosecutor: What was the amount of money that was sent by a money order here?

Enriquez: $60, about the maximum canteen draw allowed per month, what we call a Cadillac draw.

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Lil Smiley: Odelay vato! Just paid a visit to the canteen! I got six soups, five candy bars, four bags of chips, three mints, two packs of gum, and a partridge in a pear tree!

Spider: Damn fool! You pulled a Cadillac Draw! I'll trade you a couple fuck books and a fifi for the candy bars!
Cadillac Draw by FAIMnatic October 23, 2020

Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits famous thing
Fan: "jump in the Cadillac"
Tommy: "die"

jump in the cadillac

Dono/Donation: “Jump in the cadillac girl put some miles on it”

Tommy: AHAHHAHSHSHDJFISN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

After the dono disappears: OK ANYWAYS
A show about a snotty little twat that, if he were in a rehabilitation center, would go out of his way to emphasize whatever disability he did NOT have. Because he's a little shit. It's also be hypothesized that he has leukemia, he does not. They ran tests and concluded that unfortunately leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has an extremely low white blood cell count.
Parent: That's because Caillou is a bitch.
Caillou by Tonesmas October 19, 2016