Jockanese 

A term used to describe a hybrid Scottish/English accent spoken in various places around the UK. Mainly Corby also known as 'Little Scotland'

Oh listen to you and your jockanese

Jockanese by VanityFyre July 3, 2011

Jockanese Breakfast 

Jockanese Breakfast: Pronounced "(/dʒɑkənɛs/'bɹɛkfəst/ )" is a typical Scottish dish usually served in place of a typical British fry up. It is most commonly found in the anvil of the British Empire aka Glesga aka GLASGOW and is the only thing that unites Rangers fans and Celtic fans.

A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.

"HO, hae ye seen mah bus ticket? am needin' it tae gang tae jobcentre tae git mah bru sae ah kin git mah jockanese breakfast doon me"

Jockanese Breakfast by Champagne SOYcialist October 19, 2021

Jordanese 

To be from jordan according to icy. NOT A MIXTURE OF IRISH AND ETHIOPEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm jordanese because i am from jordan.

Jordanese by SHE CRIES ICICLES July 8, 2007

Jockness 

The use of jocking. Like bitchassness.

"No jockness on my site or else you'll be deleted."

Jockness by Snoopdancer1 June 30, 2008

jackaneeb

The most pure tank on RuneScape

1 attack, strength and prayer? It must be JackaNeeb!

jackaneeb by JackaNeeb August 4, 2007

Jackanese 

After consuming multiple shots of Jack, you being speaking a language that is unintelligible, aka Jackanese.

He was so trashed on JD, I couldn't understand a word he said. Dude was speaking Jackanese.

Jackanese by _Murray_ November 9, 2012

Junkanese 

The language spoken by people who collect a lot of junk, scrap or garage sale stuff. This language is also spoken by people who try to haggle on prices of junk shit at sales.

I dont know man, he knows the value, that guy speaks Junkanese...

Junkanese by barnyard1974 December 8, 2011