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Straddler 

Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.
*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.
Straddler by RTKettle August 13, 2018
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straddler 

A straddler is someone who rides or "straddles" the cock
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.

A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.

note: this usually applies to gay men.
what's with the funny walk? are you a straddler?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?
straddler by cockstar2 June 29, 2011

Horse Straddler 

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.
x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!
Horse Straddler by Pwon September 8, 2010

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)
1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)
Lumber-Straddler by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012

skeleton straddler 

someone who likes having intercorse with skinny (usually less curvy) individuals. this can be used as an insult however many skeleton straddlers are proud of their preferences
Tom: did you hear Jimmy tapped Stacy?
Bert: yeah he tapped Joan too, he’s such a skeleton straddler

chocolate straddler 

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.
"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."

Sausage Straddler

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"
Sausage Straddler by tbone69 August 22, 2008