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fustercluck

A fucked-up clusterfuck. The worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.
"We're way over budget, we're late, and the damn thing doesn't work. This project is a complete fustercluck!!!"

Fustercluck

In Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when enough chickens are agitated enough to cause them to violently converge upon their aggressor.
I was in a hurry riding through Lon Lon Ranch to refill my milk when I accidently caused a fustercluck.
Fustercluck by RadicalLibrarian December 6, 2011

fustercluck

A group activity that results in pure stupidity.

A whole bunch of people hoping on the good foot and doing the bad thing
YOu guys are the biggest group of fusterclucks I have ever scene.

Now that we are all here lets fustercluck!
fustercluck by William Nichols April 1, 2004

fustercluck

stop being such a fustercluck
fustercluck by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

fustercluck

stop being such a fustercluck
fustercluck by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

fustercluck

The realisation by a turkey farmer that his whole 'crop' is going to be wiped out by a virus named after Professor Fust of the West Coast Agricultural University.
Chad: what a total fustercluck man, I've got to get rid of this livestock way before thanksgiving day.
fustercluck by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009