The dickhead
The dickhead by Dazz September 12, 2018
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The dickhead
The dick head has been called numerous names over the ages the cunt and wanker being a smaller percentage of them. The dick head does not care for the feelings of the majority of people he/she encounters. The dickhead could be found the majority of the time on either urban Dictionary insulting as many people as possible or his bed where he sleeps for the majority of the day. Common phases of the dickhead are fuck off, I don’t care, I hope u get aids and cool story. WARNING do not send the dickhead anything but memes and funny stories, if you send him anything else for example gym pictures he will act like he cares but in reality couldn’t give two fucks. Enemies of the dickhead include whales, feminists and vegans
The dickhead by Cono12 December 19, 2018
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The Dickhead Factor
The act of forcing oneself to endure, without physical signs of discomfort, otherwise unbearably low temperatures by simply refusing to wear a jacket.
If one shows physical signs of discomfort whilst refusing to wear a jacket he or she will be subject to ridicule amongst his or her friends, e.g. being called a dickhead, therefore to avoid such ridicule the mind will force the body to cope with the cold.
For added incentive one can carry their jacket with them and still refuse to wear it. Carrying a jacket whilst being obviously cold makes the person attempting to exploit The Dickhead Factor appear even more foolish thus increasing the levels of ridicule they will have to endure and their incentive not to show discomfort.
If one shows physical signs of discomfort whilst refusing to wear a jacket he or she will be subject to ridicule amongst his or her friends, e.g. being called a dickhead, therefore to avoid such ridicule the mind will force the body to cope with the cold.
For added incentive one can carry their jacket with them and still refuse to wear it. Carrying a jacket whilst being obviously cold makes the person attempting to exploit The Dickhead Factor appear even more foolish thus increasing the levels of ridicule they will have to endure and their incentive not to show discomfort.
Person A (wearing jacket):- Hey, aren't you cold out here? It's freezing!
Person B (not wearing jacket):- Nope, I'm fine.
Person A:- wow, you must be immune to cold or something.
Person C:- Don't fall for it, he's just exploiting The Dickhead Factor.
Person B (not wearing jacket):- Nope, I'm fine.
Person A:- wow, you must be immune to cold or something.
Person C:- Don't fall for it, he's just exploiting The Dickhead Factor.
The Dickhead Factor by White Fire December 2, 2010
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This prestigious honor goes to a person who win's 7 consecutive Asshole of the year award's or 7 in the same decade very rare but very honorable when this happens the winner recieve's the honor of being Dickhead of the Decade and a 15" black dildo..... no one know's why.
"I could have sworn I had Asshole of the Year locked guess I can't mess with the Dickhead of the decade"
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Water on the Dick Head by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003
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