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Explination 

The word that stupid people use instead of explanation.
I feel the need to offer an explination for my behavior last night.
Explination by iam2eeyore September 7, 2009

explaination 

An explanation that makes a discussed situation less plain by complicating what's apparent.

Also describes the process of looking a gift horse in the mouth and naming each tooth, after you bring it home of course. That's appreciation.

Often used by doctors, lawyers, and sociologically sane scientists for profit. (The mad ones do it just for the kicks).

When "It works, just because," is no longer an acceptable explanation due to decreased intimidation and a refusal to settle.
"I've just invented a new word!"
"Could you give me a brief explaination?"
"One day a character with a ballooned ego blew his thumb until his brain burst to which he thought 'Gee, that was fun, I wonder what else I can do? What would Jason do? Hell in a hand basket? Better quit while I'm ahead.'"
"What's the word though?"
"I thought I just explained it to you!"
*Slap*
*Bitch Slap*
*Karate Chop*
*Jedi Knife Trick*
"Free scalp!"

expelination 

you are currently being expelinationed
expelination by hiiiiiiii person November 4, 2019

Explination 

A form of explaining the deeper meaning of sarcasm.
Wow! You're so smart!

Explination: No. You're dumb as a bag of rocks but i want to entertain your stupidity for the sole purpose of my enjoyment.
Explination by Literary Heathen November 24, 2018

Explaination Point 

When multiple exclamation points are used in text form or email to make an unnecessary point or statement stronger. Used to further emphasize a point (when one ! just won’t cut it).
I said I would have it by Thursday!!!!!!!
I can't hear you!!!!!!

Why use just one exclamation point when you can use multiple explaination points!!!!!
Explaination Point by Hydro1245 November 14, 2012

expletination 

A "colorful-adjective-spiced" verbal clarification.
The shocked parents of the little girl in the infamous "diamonds in the rough" construction-crew story probably no longer allowed her to hang out with those crude-languaged fellows due to their habitual expletinations' having given her a bad case of "potty-mouth", as well.
expletination by QuacksO August 16, 2018