Momment 

A comment left by your mother (who you reluctantly added as a friend) on your Facebook. They are typically lame and/or embarrassing and can often be a source of great entertainment for your friends. Momments are frequently deleted.

"Dude, this is killing me! I got another momment yesterday. I swear she checks my facebook daily."
"She has to stop mommenting or I'm gonna remove her as a friend."

Chad Bronson "SOO WASTEDDD WAT A NIGHTT"
Marcia Bronson "Honey, we should talk about this :("

Momment by AriFerrari October 29, 2009

momment 

A total mom comment

Mom to adult son: "You could really gain weight living in this city"
Cool passerby: "Ugh, what a momment!"

momment by Bond Giancarlo May 23, 2018

momment 

The amount of time it ACTUALLY takes you to do what you told your kids you would do "in a moment."

"Mom, can you come wipe my butt!?"
"In a second."
"Oh no, not a momment!"

momment by Sassafrazzle April 9, 2021

momment 

A momment is a comment made by a mother (mom).

Dad: "I'm not spending any more money on the Cubs this year.. they're just terrible."

Mom: "You mean after we go to the gift shop, right?"

Me to my brother: "that was such a classic momment."

momment by cmkropp October 23, 2011

momment 

When one's mom leaves a comment on one's Facebook wall or other social networking site.

Steve: I said I was going out drinking tonight and the only response was a momment telling me to be safe.
Steph: Dude, that's lame.

momment by JayEllJayToo September 2, 2009

momment 

you spelt moment wrong

Joe: bro that’s a cringe momment
obamba: *moment
Joe: *dies of minor grammar mistake*

momment by i don’t have hulu August 16, 2021

ubeen momment

When you bot out so hard in valorant with Jett that you make your teamates want to blow their brains out.

what did you do yesterday?
I had a ubeen momment.

ubeen momment by RICHMONEYYY November 10, 2020