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Cock a Dingle Dong 

An erection that wakes a man up in the morning. Derived from the sound of a rooster's call.
My pimp woke up early due to a cock a dingle dong.
Cock a Dingle Dong by Lashawna <3 October 23, 2011

foot long dingle dong 

joe: damn boy you got a foot long dingle dong!

jhon: what the fuck does that mean

Willy wank dingle dong doodler 

A string of words describing a penis

dingle the dong

I didn't dingle the dong for a week
dingle the dong by PissMaster64 December 2, 2022

dinkle dong 

When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.
Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)
dinkle dong by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

Dingle Donger 

When you have an old pair of boxers with a hole or tear in the crotch... then you squat down and your balls and dong hang down through the hole in the crotch
I thought it would be relaxing to do some Yoga in my boxers, but then my girlfriend noticed I had a total Dingle Donger.