Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)
When you have an old pair of boxers with a hole or tear in the crotch... then you squat down and your balls and dong hang down through the hole in the crotch
I thought it would be relaxing to do some Yoga in my boxers, but then my girlfriend noticed I had a total Dingle Donger.