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Turned off the Dark

Any show with high production values that is completely terrible and incoherent. A reference to the Broadway musical, Spiderman, Turn off the Dark. Similar to "Jumping the Shark"
Dude, did you see that new play about the nuns?

Yeah, they really turned off the dark for that one.

Turned-off Taco 

A soft shelled taco. AKA: burrito. The opposite of a turned-on taco.
My turned-off taco was so delicious and filled to the max!
Turned-off Taco by TacoKink January 23, 2019

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Comments turned off

When a news outlet or government agency posts obvious falsehoods or manufactures fake consensus, the comments are turned off.
Government Agency Youtube Channel: "Be terrified and afraid; only the government can save you"
Youtube Viewer: "I know this is untrue and harmful. I will post a response."
Comments Turned off.

kettle turned off moment 

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing
person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

tv turned off

same thing as getting your “snot box rocked” or getting your “curtains closed“
lil joseph was riding around on his bike & outta nowhere got his tv turned off.