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The Chewbacca 

this is an act which requires many steps. the first step is to shave your pubic region before sex and place it in a small baggy. the second step, after sex, you ejaculate on the womans face, then throw the pubic hair on so it sticks then put your testicles in her mouth and punch her in the stomach so she makes the gargling noise and the hair on her face makes The Chewbacca
Now I have a rash from shaving my pubes from The Chewbacca
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The Chewbacca 

The Chewbacca occurs when you are having sex with a girl, and, in the heat of passion, you pull her arms out of their sockets.
"What the fuck, Jason, why are there two human arms in your bathtub?"

"Oh, I pulled The Chewbacca last night. Damn shame, third time this year. Sprinkle some more lye over those things while you're in there, by the way. "
The Chewbacca by f201 October 17, 2008

The Chewbacca 

Your girl is throating you while you’re choking her to get it tighter. Just as you release your man-batter into her awaiting belly, punch her in the throat, and you will her Chewbacca.
I was with my girl Netflix’n & Chill’n and got the urge to do The Chewbacca on her. It sounded identical to that big monkey.

the chewbacca defense

Johhny Cochrane's defense
If Chewbacca is a wooky, you must aquit! It does not make since! Here I am, a lawyer defending a major record label, and I'm talkin about Chewbacca! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!
the chewbacca defense by Et Moi! January 3, 2004

The Chewbacca Maneuver 

Using an ally as a fake prisoner in order to fool enemy security.
Han and Luke used the Chewbacca Maneuver on the Death Star in Star Wars Episode IV to get past the stormtroopers.

the chewbacca defense

Johnny Cochrane's defense.

Don't worry about it. Johnny's dead.
If you play chess with Chewbacca, you must lose. That's the Chewbacca defense: Let the wookie win.

The Dirty Chewbacca 

The act of spreading your shit on a girls face, then shaving her head, the hair sticks to the feces, thus resembling chewbacca, then you brick in her mouth, thus making the gargling sound of Chewbacca.
Dude, I heard you gave Lauren The Dirty Chewbacca, that's hardcore many