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Couch potato 

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.
Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"
Couch potato by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006

Couch potato 

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch
Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

couch potato 

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)
Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside
couch potato by reee master May 15, 2020

couch potato 

One who watches excess amounts of television
It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato
couch potato by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

Couch Potato 

The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.

Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.
"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"
Couch Potato by ㄑㄦ March 18, 2016

Couch Potato 

A parody song of Loose Yourself by Eminem sung by Weird Al Yankovic.

Some lyrics:

"My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)"
Did you hear Weird Al sining "Couch Potato" on the radio last night?
Couch Potato by FrodoBagginz February 11, 2010