chairmail 

Documents that are left on an office chair in the absence of the chairs' occupant.

Joe was not in the office today so I left him chairmail informing him of the staff meeting on Thursday.

chairmail by dadofcole March 31, 2010

chairain 

Nonsensical word on beach themed signed designed to confuse and enrage people, often prevents sleep.

My chairain is easier to find at the beach.

chairain by chairainneedssleep January 25, 2018

Charmaine 

An incredibly cute girl who is also very smart and kind. Generally she will be very sensitive so you have to be careful not to upset her.

Usually a Charmaine will be the most helpful person in class. She has a cute laugh and voice and the best smile you will ever see.

If you go out with a Charmaine you win at life because you would have the best girlfriend anyone could think of.

Michael: dude, she is the cutest girl i've ever seen!

Matthew: yeah, I have liked her since grade 8, her name is Charmaine

Charmaine by MacMat667 November 11, 2013

chairman wow 

Expression of amazement to such a degree that a simple 'wow' just can't cut it. First known to have appeared on an episode of the (excellent) British sitcom 'The IT Crowd'.

Bill: Hey Ben, I just grew an enormous talking sunflower!

Ben: Chairman Wow!

Freakish Talking Sunflower: WEEED

chairman wow by Dr Dougalstein October 5, 2007

Chairman Meow 

A fucking awesome name for a cat.

If I had a cat, he'd be named Chairman Meow.

Chairman Meow by My name June 11, 2006

Chairman Tom 

(n., ethnic slur) Derogatory name for a Chinese-American person who is deferential to and emulative of Whites; comparable to the racial slur "Uncle Tom".

An asian dude who has no accent, hangs out with mostly white kids, doesn't necessarily overachieve in school, and doesn't glow red when drinking can be a Chairman Tom

Chairman Tom by zkg April 4, 2011

Charmaine 

Charmaine is the most wonderful mother u could ever meet she is reliable helpful and kind careing I can't even say the rest it is too long just know that u would be so grateful if u met my mum

Charmaine is the person who u can trust

Charmaine by Jazzy2244 January 14, 2018