Cracker upper

Someone who is sooo funny that they make you pee on yourself

Dude stop being a cracker upper!

Why?

I'm gonna pee myself!!!!

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upper cracker

A fart that exits through the upper butt crack region.

Damn girl, that fart was slappy. I think it was an upper cracker.

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A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.

Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

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A word you use when you hear something funny.

Boy- Guess what?
Girl- What?
Boy- Chicken butt!
Girl- Hhaha that a crackeruper.

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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