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where you fuck something and take such an intense shit at the same time that you get a nose bleed
ye so like he saw this little fat porky pig and ran over and started grooching it brah it was so gay man shit and blood were like everywhere
grooch by tristan is win September 1, 2009
singlewhite-eggnog is someone who is very very very very nice.
You can refer to anyone as a grooch, but you are also referring to them as singlewhite-eggnog.
kathie: singlewhite-eggnog is a grooch.
singlewhite-eggnog: yes i am
Grooch by dinosaaaaaawr December 28, 2008
That uneasy feeling in the mornings after you wake up.
Don't want to get out of bed, got the grooch.
Grooch by TalkingTruthSpeaker January 8, 2023
The feeling you get in the morning, an unpleasant one, after you wake up.
I cannot get out of bed this morning, the grooch is too strong
Grooch by TalkingTruthSpeaker January 8, 2023

Quandale Dingle Dookie Grooch Legroom Kernelius the 3rd 

Quandale Dingle Dookie Grooch Legroom Kernelius the 3rd has a big cock

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"