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Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.
Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

Hitler in the Bunker 

The highest level of fucked imaginable. If you have fucked up this bad, there is no chance of recovery or redemption. Nobody will ever be able to justify your actions, and at this point total defeat is inevitable. Your best hope is to make peace with your deity of choice and end it all before the Russians do it for you.
John: On a scale of 1 to 100 how fucked am I?
Jack: On a scale of 1 to 100? You’re Hitler in the Bunker.
John: That bad?
Hitler in the Bunker by Kronl October 11, 2023

hide it in the bunker 

A sexual act between homosexual males. When a male inserts his penis in another man's anus, one would say he was "hiding it in the bunker."
His ass was so fine, I wanted to hide it in the bunker.

Inspecting the bunker 

A euphemism of 21st-century origin for seeking privacy urgently because one has wet or shat one's pants.
Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany informed the reporters that President Donald J. Trump would be unable to take questions because he was inspecting the bunker.

Inspecting the bunker 

A bald faced lie, issued from someone in a position of power. Used to cover a potential embarrassing situation when they just don't want to admit it, but it's not fooling anyone. Could be as small as an unclaimed fart, or the president of a country fleeing in fear. It is PAINFULLY OBVIOUS NO ONE BELIEVES THE LIAR, but the ones lied to are not in a position to call the liar on it.
"I wasn't hiding from the protesters, I was just inspecting the bunker." also "The kids flat out caught me eating their Halloween candy but I totally inspected the bunker and told them it was some I had bought." and "My intern got on the elevator and smelled my fart, I just inspected the bunker and told her it was there when I got on too".