flabergaster

My flabergaster is so huge i look like i have a turkey gobbler!

flabergaster by d-golf December 30, 2005

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man#1 i love balls man#2 wow thats a flabergaster

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its an insult used towards skeeks

you flabergaster

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Flabbergasted

FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!

I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

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1) The act of sweating from man boobs.

2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.

Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.

I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.

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To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

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I was "flabbergasted" after the bus ran over vicky.

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