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Justice Beaver 

Dwight Schrute: "Who's Justice Beaver"
Jim Halpert: "... A crime fighting beaver"
Justice Beaver by Usef22 March 17, 2011

Justice Beaver 

A crime fighting beaver commonly mistaken with Justin Beiber because of the name simularities and visual as well.
Jim: Call Froggy 101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Beiber and we're giving away free tickets. We give them a number to call for the tickets and we give them his number.

Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: He is a crime frighting Beaver.
Justice Beaver by D1213141 March 14, 2011

Justice Beaver 

From the Office:

Dwight: What is a Justice Beaver?
Jim: A crime fighting beaver.

Justine Beaver 

A horrible teenage girl, who has somehow turned a large amount of the population of pre-teen to teenage girls into lesbians
Girl 1: OhEmGee I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Girl 2: Umm, don't you mean Justine Beaver?
Justine Beaver by smartgirlie February 28, 2011

Justine Beaver 

The teenager that sings the popular (by other teenage girls) songs such as the contradicting, lying, and shitty "Baby", "One Less Lonely Girl", and "One Time".

There have been reports of a penis in the pants, but a vagina in the voice box.
a: You know that Justine Beaver hasn't hit puberty yet?

b: You know that I mix him up with Miley Cyrus?

a: Doesn't everybody???

OR

a: OhEmGee! Who's the chick singing "baby, ooh baby" on the radio right now?

b: Oh ya know! Just Justine Beaver. She has nice pearly whites, pretty hair and a pair or bee ehhh yoo ti fool singing pipes!
Justine Beaver by Cassafrass72 April 21, 2010