Lincoln Logging 

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.

Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

Lincoln Logging by theallknowingnostradamus March 12, 2011

Lincoln Logging 

When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.

I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.

Lincoln Logging by SallyCockidilly October 30, 2013

Lincoln Logging 

When 5 or more black men get in a close circle and stack all of their penises on top of one another, similar to the kids toy.

Lincoln logging is a very popular past time in the hood.

Lincoln Logging by T.P. for my bunghole October 24, 2017

Lincoln Logging 

The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.

Matt: Yo, what should we do tonight?
Lucas: I want to keep it chill - Lincoln Logging sounds nice.

Lincoln Logging by LincolnLogger November 3, 2019

Lincoln logging 

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)

At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster

Lincoln logging by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021

Lincoln Logging 

When 4 men 69 each other in a square. 2 lay on their backs parallel and 2 lay face down on top of them connecting penis to mouth in the 4 corners. The other two lay down on top perpendicular so each dude is connected to two other dudes like Lincoln logs. More floors can be added as long as there are four dudes per floor added.

Wow, the bachelor party at EDC was wild, ended up Lincoln Logging with three of the other bros

Lincoln Logging by Dr. UNKNOWN May 25, 2022

Lincoln Logging 

The act of men stacking penises on top of eachother.

Lincoln logging : Abraham Lincoln stacked dicks with me at the part last night

Lincoln Logging by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 12, 2024