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Bum Dick 

An extremely lazy and unproductive person; a penis that has lost its ability to become erect
Hey Doc, get off the couch and quit being such a bum dick today, we have a lot of work to do.
I took a girl home from the bar last night but nothing happened because I had a severe case of bum dick.
Bum Dick by abo44 December 16, 2011

Bum Dick 

A male of any race that has an amazing penis but their own financial gain so the female finances him.
She met this guy who always needs money but offers his bum dick in return.
Bum Dick by Igothemdefs October 25, 2017

Bum Dick Breath 

Triffelin hoe who doesn't care who's dick, how many dicks, or where those dicks have been. Her only goal is a dick in the face. And enjoys keeping those rewards for as long as possible by not brushing, flossing, or rinsing. Then proceeds to engage in as much group contact and conversation as possible so she can brag by exuding her bum Dick Breath on all. All of which she does while exclaiming she's not that kind of girl.
Jesus Christ can you believe that bitches bum Dick Breath. Seriously she should go talk to a wall or get into a fight with a toothbrush. What a foul ass hoe.
Bum Dick Breath by 69hammy69 February 17, 2022

Dick-Bum-Dick 

Lol, those guys are totally gay, Dick-Bum-Dick if you ask me.
Dick-Bum-Dick by Johnny Buck March 21, 2005

cock ass bum dick shit fuck

An insult towards others, trying to use as many cursing words/syllables as posible. This may simply be the base for an even longer string of obscenities
Bob: "I just lit my bin on fire!"
Frank: "You cock ass bum dick shit fuck."

bum's dick 

(walks into locker room) "man, it smells like a bum's dick in here.
bum's dick by jbsmells May 3, 2009