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the pasture 

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noun - The exclusive repository for senior advisors that came into a campaign or project late and totally fucked everything up. The pasture is where these highly paid and under qualified senior advisors go to prepare for their next failed venture.
Person 1: You totally fucked up the Senator's campaign.
Person 2: Don't worry; I’m going to the pasture.
the pasture by m-mcdonald January 21, 2009
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take the cow out to pasture 

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when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex
After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.
take the cow out to pasture by TST November 11, 2008
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Putting the cows out to pasture 

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To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.
After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.
Putting the cows out to pasture by EMCEE3PO June 4, 2018
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