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monkey swinging on a vine 

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.
My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

swinging monkey 

Slang term for inter-racial ass to mouth.
Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"
swinging monkey by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007

swinging monkeys 

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.
"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"
swinging monkeys by TuBsy February 16, 2005