Off dick 

Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.

David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?

Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!

David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF

Off dick by NuvoChic February 14, 2021

chop off dick december 

the month to chop dicks off

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

chop off dick december by DickLover250 October 3, 2020

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

chopped off dick by bwebe August 31, 2016

Yanking my Dick off 

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me

You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off

Yanking my Dick off by swooceking October 16, 2016

get off my dick 

a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.

Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.

get off my dick by Nizwiz July 7, 2008

get off my dick 

can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny

drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick

get off my dick by get off my dick June 5, 2007

No skin off my dick 

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

No skin off my dick by borat412 October 12, 2010