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I Fuck You 

A beautifully orchestrated, nicely formed, and amazingly crafted rewritten, unique version of the song "I Love You" By

Barney, the Purple Dinosaur. It was written in the late 40's by two brilliant youngsters looking to have some fun. These two have also worked on "Fuck Me Up" By Avicii, and "What I've Fucked" By Linkin Park.
I fuck you, you fuck me
We're a happy family
With a great big dick
And some cum from me to you
Won't you say you'll fuck me too?
I fuck you, you fuck me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hump
And some cum from me to you
Won't you say you'll fuck me too?
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I Fuck You 

I Fuck You by cfzvh March 31, 2022

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out. 

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck

i fuck with you the long way 

Being a real nigga always having they back staying 100

i want fuck you sex sex sex 

the ultimate pick-up line, coined by the defense minister of Iraq, as soon as someone says it to another person, their clothes disappear into the void and they immediately start sexing uncontrollably, currently, there is only one recorded person in history that was strong enough to resist it.
"i want fuck you sex sex sex"
*they start sexing*

I will fuck you with that 

Saying "I will fuck you with that" means I Fuck with that. You will do something with someone. You mess with or are down with something a lot.
That blunt of Sour OG , I will fuck you with that.

I will fuck you up! 

means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too
Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!
I will fuck you up! by noladoc April 26, 2014