Paltrowing

When someone has an incredible amount of money and still whinges about trivial things like the gas bill. Based on Gwyneth Paltrow, the queen of Paltrowing.

Robert: Oh damn I only have $35 million net worth now and I wanted to buy a new microwave.
Dana: I have so much money but this zit on my nose is killing meh!
Me: Fuck up and stop Paltrowing.

by Daniel_John_Cooper December 24, 2010

patroning

(v.) to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros

Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"

Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"

Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"

Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"

Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"

by laxbro18 January 26, 2012

tonsil patroling

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.

Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"

by lz da prince June 6, 2009

Paltrowism

1. A verbal usage coined by or reminiscent of Gwyneth Paltrow. A Paltrowism is an elitist expression uttered with vacant ignorance of what 99% of the world knows by hard experience. Can generally be preceded by the noun "Gwyneth..." as subject of the sentence.

2. An ideology indulged in by Gwyneth, based on the inpenetrable perfection of Gwyneth and her knowledge that the world needs Gwyneth's deep level of enlightenment.

3. Bathos disguised as erudition.

"Conscious uncoupling" is a Paltrowism.

According to Paltrowism, single women working in an office for minimum wage have a much easier life than a hundred-millionaire actress who is financially secure enough to devote all her time to her children, except that she wants more than to be "just" a mother.

"Gwyneth, however, believes differently," is a Paltrowism when uttered by Gwyneth.

by davarinofuntucson May 11, 2014