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Boner Juice 

Any product,usually in a topical cream form, that is used to increase the length or girth of a man's penis, and thus enhance his sexual experiences. The term was made famous on SNL.
"I know I'm 78, Marge, but that Boner Juice works miracles!"
Boner Juice by Turkey Slapper January 17, 2008

boner juice 

As old as time itself, BONER JUICE is a complex mixture of sperm and semen.
Honey, allow me, there are remnants of BONER JUICE on your face from last night.
boner juice by Boris Ccck August 3, 2004

boner juice 

Male enhancement in juice form. It consists of green beans and rooster ejaculate. Originally referenced on Saturday Night Live.
I start off every day by guzzling 32 oz. of boner juice.

Bonerjuice 

Face cream for girls. Kappa also the coolest person on jtv B)
I <3 "bonerjuice" in the morning
Bonerjuice by Bonerjuice August 4, 2011

Slimy juicy snail boner 

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy
wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner