The Situation 

Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"

"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."

The Situation by didhereallyjustsaythat December 11, 2009

The Situation 

A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.

"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."

The Situation by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

The Situation 

A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.

The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.

The Situation by kidlou December 20, 2010

The Situation 

When a man has a hard on.

It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.

The Situation by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

The Situation 

Nickname of Mike Sorrentino of Jersey Shore, this decade's first great anti-hero.

The Situation is my new god.

The Situation by Young Ice Trey April 12, 2010

The Situation 

A pathetic human being, seen to be the lowest form of life who seeks recognition of supposed newly invented words and phrases when in fact were stolen from the website urban dictionary.

Carl : "GGL.... i know, im going to claim this word as my own and spread it like the plague". Im such the situation!

The Situation by ChinkovButler March 26, 2010

The Situation 

The greatest criminal of all time

Mob boss: gentlemen what’s the situation

The situation: *walks in* “oh that’s me”

The Situation by D. Wayne November 10, 2019