Quant

A person who uses soulless, purely statistical means to determine and/or affect an outcome.

Joe Visionary: Building a school and lowering labor hours would improve the lives of these workers, and future generations of their children, enabling them to become self-sufficient contributors to the economy.

Quant: It would also cost more, lower productivity, raise spirits, and give them a mind of their own to branch out beyond simple labor -- not good for the bottom line, bro.

Quant by liveMike January 11, 2014

Quant

The smallest measurable
amount of anything,
given existing technology.

"Check the optics again, Heinrich,
there's a couple of quants
hiding behind that moo-on."

Quant by alteregoboy December 9, 2008

Quant

A slang term for a large quantity. Typically in reference to a quantity of illicit and/or illegal goods.

Dude 1: Damn, I'm outta bud...

Dude 2: Hit up Brad, he always has quant.

Quant by ForevaMackin487 August 18, 2010

Quant

A term used to describe someone who is more than a bitch, but not quite a c***.

Wow, she is such a QUANT for doing that to you!

Quant by Unbeleahvable January 12, 2017

Quant

a persons swag level or how much big dick energy they have when they take some geebs

That mf jhit told me his quant is so fucking high bro

Quant by ThePartTimeGeeber69 September 21, 2020

Quant

A quantum cunt

"Don't be such a quant, Airwrecka!"

Quant by Triffeney February 4, 2022

Quant

Versatile word to describe something that is positive/attractive or to be used as a term of agreement. Can be used as an adjective (synonym of cool) or as an adverb (synonym of OK/bet).

Definition 1 (adjective) = "Just copped myself the Air Bethlehem 9's. They're quant as hell!"
Definition 2 (adverb) = - "Mark...I fucked your mother." - "Quant."

Quant by layupmachine34 December 6, 2022